Sunday, July 26, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
FiLLL on Vagina Power Arbcom Arbitrators and making fake bios on Wikipedia
http://skypeassholes.com/node/4365
Say here is an idea
Submitted by The.REAL.Bob on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 23:02.
How would you like a biography on Wikipedia? After all you are so incredibly accomplished and renowned, don't you think you deserve one?
Treat yourself.
»
Say here is an idea
Submitted by The.REAL.Bob on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 23:02.
How would you like a biography on Wikipedia? After all you are so incredibly accomplished and renowned, don't you think you deserve one?
Treat yourself.
»
Friday, July 10, 2009
Even those nasty black politicians
http://skypeassholes.com/node/4368#comment-5559
Interesting
Submitted by The.REAL.Bob on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 08:33.
It is interesting that no other black legislators have supported this resolution. What most politicians realize is that Michael Jackson remains exremely controversial even among the black community. Changing his looks. Sleeping with kids. Paying off kids that he allegedly engaged in improper acts with. Buying white kids. Being on drugs.
Recently I have read speculation that maybe Michael's white glove, and wig and weight loss and pain and weak heart and insomnia and skin bleaching and sun sensitivity and stints in a wheelchair were all due to a disease, like possibly Lupus (which mainly strikes women). I am not sure if the autopsy will support this. But maybe. Withholding this information might not have been in Jackson's best interests and might have been bad for his image.
However, this hypothesis does not explain the plastic surgery to put a cleft in his chin and to narrow his cheekbones and to reshape his nose. This does not explain Jackson's behavior with children that created such a negative impression. This does not explain the numerous stories about chronic drug use. This does not explain his "purchasing" of 3 white children.
Even if some of Michael's bizarre actions and appearance are partially explained by a disease, there remains enough outrageous unexplained stuff to really make one wonder about Jackson. And to make any politician very very leery about celebrating Michael too openly. Even a black politician.
Interesting
Submitted by The.REAL.Bob on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 08:33.
It is interesting that no other black legislators have supported this resolution. What most politicians realize is that Michael Jackson remains exremely controversial even among the black community. Changing his looks. Sleeping with kids. Paying off kids that he allegedly engaged in improper acts with. Buying white kids. Being on drugs.
Recently I have read speculation that maybe Michael's white glove, and wig and weight loss and pain and weak heart and insomnia and skin bleaching and sun sensitivity and stints in a wheelchair were all due to a disease, like possibly Lupus (which mainly strikes women). I am not sure if the autopsy will support this. But maybe. Withholding this information might not have been in Jackson's best interests and might have been bad for his image.
However, this hypothesis does not explain the plastic surgery to put a cleft in his chin and to narrow his cheekbones and to reshape his nose. This does not explain Jackson's behavior with children that created such a negative impression. This does not explain the numerous stories about chronic drug use. This does not explain his "purchasing" of 3 white children.
Even if some of Michael's bizarre actions and appearance are partially explained by a disease, there remains enough outrageous unexplained stuff to really make one wonder about Jackson. And to make any politician very very leery about celebrating Michael too openly. Even a black politician.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Bob's Blog - Self admitted bullshit
*No one is identified by screen name, let alone their real name, in this blog.
*Many of the details are altered on purpose to disguise the identities of those who inspired the characters in this blog, as I state repeatedly in the disclaimers.
*The characters in this blog are in many cases composites, as I state in the disclaimers.
*I state in the disclaimers that what is in this blog is my own personal interpretation of events. I do not assert that this blog is a "true" representation and make no claims that what is in this blog is the "truth".
http://skypelandadventures.blogspot.com/2009/07/is-this-blog-dangerous.html
Bob has repeatedly updated this statement repeatedly with the hopes that by publishing made up facts about people he will somehow remain not liable. In reality he himself verbally tells people who is who. Again and again, it's been shown in courts that even if the person doesn't write the name of the individual they are writing about but it's still publicly known, the anonymity serves no purpose in the case of libel.
*Many of the details are altered on purpose to disguise the identities of those who inspired the characters in this blog, as I state repeatedly in the disclaimers.
*The characters in this blog are in many cases composites, as I state in the disclaimers.
*I state in the disclaimers that what is in this blog is my own personal interpretation of events. I do not assert that this blog is a "true" representation and make no claims that what is in this blog is the "truth".
http://skypelandadventures.blogspot.com/2009/07/is-this-blog-dangerous.html
Bob has repeatedly updated this statement repeatedly with the hopes that by publishing made up facts about people he will somehow remain not liable. In reality he himself verbally tells people who is who. Again and again, it's been shown in courts that even if the person doesn't write the name of the individual they are writing about but it's still publicly known, the anonymity serves no purpose in the case of libel.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Intermittent Explosive Disorder describes Robert E. Stevens
Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder (a.k.a. The Thin-Skinned Rage-o-holic)
Like serial killers, these people seem pretty normal at first. For hours or even days, they'll carry on funny, charming conversations in a forum or comment section. But then something, anything, sets him off and he devolves into a tantrum that would make Christian Bale say, "Dude, calm down! Jesus."
In Real Life it's Called...
Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
Out in the real world, IED is an impulse control disorder that can make a person act like their entire family has been murdered just because Burger King forgot to put their fries in the bag. They're prone to fits of uncontrollable rage in situations that don't call for it.
This guy just found out the movie he wanted to go to is sold out.
And while it only affects around six percent of people in real life, on the Internet you run into one of these in almost every comment section. And nothing sets them off like a mild hit to their ego:
IED Guy: Hey guys I made this Photoshop, can I get some constructive criticism?
Normal poster: You might want to cut six or seven of the lens flares.
IED Guy: FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS-
(This continues for 2,000 words or so).
A simultaneously hilarious and disturbing example of this made internet headlines in mid-June, when somebody emailed a congressman's office and accidentally referred to his assistant Elizabeth as "Liz," prompting an explosion of 19 furious emails in which Elizabeth demanded that she be called by her full name.
So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?
First, there's the obvious: Most of us suppress our real-life spurts of rage for fear of getting punched in the face by the person we're screaming at. Second, on the Internet, where your looks, job, income and fancy clothes won't buy you any respect, some people seem to think they have to protect their reputation like an old west gunslinger: shooting down anybody who calls them out.
But then there's the third, and least obvious reason, which is that without tone of voice and body language, it's hard to convey mere annoyance or mild anger, without the fear that the person you're conveying it to just plain won't notice. So they think they have to crank it up to a 10 every time they're crossed, even if they don't mean it.
That's probably the weirdest part, that these people who are SCREAMING INSULTS IN ALL CAPS are often at the same time sitting in a cubicle somewhere, sipping coffee and conversing pleasantly with the person next to them.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html
Like serial killers, these people seem pretty normal at first. For hours or even days, they'll carry on funny, charming conversations in a forum or comment section. But then something, anything, sets him off and he devolves into a tantrum that would make Christian Bale say, "Dude, calm down! Jesus."
In Real Life it's Called...
Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
Out in the real world, IED is an impulse control disorder that can make a person act like their entire family has been murdered just because Burger King forgot to put their fries in the bag. They're prone to fits of uncontrollable rage in situations that don't call for it.
This guy just found out the movie he wanted to go to is sold out.
And while it only affects around six percent of people in real life, on the Internet you run into one of these in almost every comment section. And nothing sets them off like a mild hit to their ego:
IED Guy: Hey guys I made this Photoshop, can I get some constructive criticism?
Normal poster: You might want to cut six or seven of the lens flares.
IED Guy: FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS-
(This continues for 2,000 words or so).
A simultaneously hilarious and disturbing example of this made internet headlines in mid-June, when somebody emailed a congressman's office and accidentally referred to his assistant Elizabeth as "Liz," prompting an explosion of 19 furious emails in which Elizabeth demanded that she be called by her full name.
So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?
First, there's the obvious: Most of us suppress our real-life spurts of rage for fear of getting punched in the face by the person we're screaming at. Second, on the Internet, where your looks, job, income and fancy clothes won't buy you any respect, some people seem to think they have to protect their reputation like an old west gunslinger: shooting down anybody who calls them out.
But then there's the third, and least obvious reason, which is that without tone of voice and body language, it's hard to convey mere annoyance or mild anger, without the fear that the person you're conveying it to just plain won't notice. So they think they have to crank it up to a 10 every time they're crossed, even if they don't mean it.
That's probably the weirdest part, that these people who are SCREAMING INSULTS IN ALL CAPS are often at the same time sitting in a cubicle somewhere, sipping coffee and conversing pleasantly with the person next to them.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html
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